Ironic Fashion Gifts

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

As Seen Watching TV

"She's not naked, Jake, she's French."

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

"We were all given motivational videos at work today. All it shows is our boss shouting and sacking people."

Ugly sisters

And with this run of events, Scooter and Huck began to consider other forms of recreation... softball, perhaps.

I like your suit, to me it says 'management'

'Gloria, I want you to meet my significant other.'

Nerd Day Was Always The Least Popular Part Of Fashion Week.

'Tah-DAH! -- Guess what I conquered!'

A Thinking Man's Guide to the Tuxedo T-Shirt

"It keeps track of how long you've been wearing workout clothes without actually working out."

Ask me about my thick neck.

"I'll take one in every color."

Bristish Summerwear Collection.

Finally, a fanny-pack he could be proud of.

'I'm going for that scholarly look while I try to quit smoking. They're nicotine patches.'

"I just bought this shirt!" "The regretful hulk"

'Excuse me, Miss, which floor would I find dull pullovers on?'

'Yeah, but I was a disgusting bum before it was fashionable to be a disgusting bum!'

"It doesn't mean anything. I just like how it looks."

'How does he manage to stay upright?'