Ironic Fashion Pillows

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

As Seen Watching TV

"She's not naked, Jake, she's French."

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

And with this run of events, Scooter and Huck began to consider other forms of recreation... softball, perhaps.

Ugly sisters

"We were all given motivational videos at work today. All it shows is our boss shouting and sacking people."

VINYL HISS

I like your suit, to me it says 'management'

'Tah-DAH! -- Guess what I conquered!'

'Gloria, I want you to meet my significant other.'

Nerd Day Was Always The Least Popular Part Of Fashion Week.

A Thinking Man's Guide to the Tuxedo T-Shirt

"It keeps track of how long you've been wearing workout clothes without actually working out."

Ask me about my thick neck.

'I'm going for that scholarly look while I try to quit smoking. They're nicotine patches.'

Finally, a fanny-pack he could be proud of.

Bristish Summerwear Collection.

"I'll take one in every color."

"Yeah, I been neutered. Why?"

'Yeah, but I was a disgusting bum before it was fashionable to be a disgusting bum!'

Men's Clothing. Shirts. Sale. Yes, sir, one size does fit all, but it's not that size.

"I just bought this shirt!" "The regretful hulk"

Dannemora School for Exceptional & Gifted Felons.

"It doesn't mean anything. I just like how it looks."

Desert Island Delivery