Ironic Fashion Statements Gifts

Fendi Bag Lady

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"When I said that if only poor people worked a little harder they might get some money, I didn't mean my money."

Hairstyles

As Seen Watching TV

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

Hoody Woodpecker.

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

Ugly sisters

I like your suit, to me it says 'management'

Nerd Day Was Always The Least Popular Part Of Fashion Week.

'Tah-DAH! -- Guess what I conquered!'

Dressed to the fives.

A Thinking Man's Guide to the Tuxedo T-Shirt

Ask me about my thick neck.

Finally, a fanny-pack he could be proud of.

Bristish Summerwear Collection.

"I'll take one in every color."

Tattoos & Super Powers Removed

"I just bought this shirt!" "The regretful hulk"

V-Neck painter.

"It doesn't mean anything. I just like how it looks."

Desert Island Delivery

"Yeah, I been neutered. Why?"

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