Fashion Statement Humorist Gifts

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Have you any W fronts?'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

The Dandy

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Hairstyles

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Flight Socks.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Three-way mirror

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Builder's Crack T-shirt