Style Humorist Gifts

Three-way mirror

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Gee, thanks pal."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Football Chameleon

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"The Eggsorcist"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

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German School

"What are you doing?"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."