Fashion Statement Humorist Pillows

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

The Dandy

I'm sure it's fake.

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Have you any W fronts?'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Flight Socks.

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Hairstyles

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

Builders fashion range

Three-way mirror

Where Pleather Comes From

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'