Ironic Fashion Statements Mugs

Fendi Bag Lady

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"When I said that if only poor people worked a little harder they might get some money, I didn't mean my money."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Hairstyles

As Seen Watching TV

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

Ugly sisters

I like your suit, to me it says 'management'

'Tah-DAH! -- Guess what I conquered!'

Nerd Day Was Always The Least Popular Part Of Fashion Week.

A Thinking Man's Guide to the Tuxedo T-Shirt

Ask me about my thick neck.

Finally, a fanny-pack he could be proud of.

"I'll take one in every color."

Bristish Summerwear Collection.

Tattoos & Super Powers Removed

"I just bought this shirt!" "The regretful hulk"

'Excuse me, Miss, which floor would I find dull pullovers on?'

"It doesn't mean anything. I just like how it looks."

V-Neck painter.

"Yeah, I been neutered. Why?"