Ironic Statement Collector Gifts

Looking for a gift for the ironic statement collector? Our curated range of products features smart, witty, and often hilarious items that celebrate their love for satire and irony. From quirky mugs to bold prints, find something that resonates with their sharp humor and creative spirit. These gifts are ideal for sparking conversations and making a memorable impression, whether for birthdays, celebrations, or just because they appreciate a good laugh.

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Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

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Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill! mockup

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

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The Snarky District

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The wooden clothes horse of Troy. mockup

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

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"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB." mockup

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

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"When I said that if only poor people worked a little harder they might get some money, I didn't mean my money."

"When I said that if only poor people worked a little harder they might get some money, I didn't mean my money." mockup

"When I said that if only poor people worked a little harder they might get some money, I didn't mean my money."

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Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Small country advertisng at the Olympics mockup

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

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"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

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The water desk

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"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar." mockup

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

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'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.' mockup

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

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'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!' mockup

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

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'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.' mockup

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

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'Thanks for not asking for a rise.' mockup

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

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'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...' mockup

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

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Aggression Therapy Seminar

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'Forget 'forsaking all others', you can have the week off' (housewife to husband).

'Forget 'forsaking all others', you can have the week off' (housewife to husband). mockup

'Forget 'forsaking all others', you can have the week off' (housewife to husband).

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'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!' mockup

'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

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Daily Meditations for Perpetual Victims mockup

Daily Meditations for Perpetual Victims

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'You have a file cabinet full of recipes you're printed off. The only way 99% of them will ever make it into our stomachs is if we the printer paper.'

'You have a file cabinet full of recipes you're printed off. The only way 99% of them will ever make it into our stomachs is if we the printer paper.' mockup

'You have a file cabinet full of recipes you're printed off. The only way 99% of them will ever make it into our stomachs is if we the printer paper.'

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Hit by corona.

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"You're right. It does look better around your neck."

"You're right. It does look better around your neck." mockup

"You're right. It does look better around your neck."

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Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper! mockup

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

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'You seem to be suffering a reaction to the amount of medication you're taking. I'll see what I can prescribe for that!'

'You seem to be suffering a reaction to the amount of medication you're taking. I'll see what I can prescribe for that!' mockup

'You seem to be suffering a reaction to the amount of medication you're taking. I'll see what I can prescribe for that!'

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'I still have all my own teeth but my head is false.'

'I still have all my own teeth but my head is false.' mockup

'I still have all my own teeth but my head is false.'

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"Don't look a gift horse in the ass, either."

"Don't look a gift horse in the ass, either." mockup

"Don't look a gift horse in the ass, either."

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'If you're such a great artist how come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?'

'If you're such a great artist how come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?' mockup

'If you're such a great artist how come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?'

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'Before you get any ideas, you're not in my will.'

'Before you get any ideas, you're not in my will.' mockup

'Before you get any ideas, you're not in my will.'

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'He really wanted to be cremated. . .' mockup

'He really wanted to be cremated. . .'

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'As you can see, the place has a certain Cold War Era charm.'

'As you can see, the place has a certain Cold War Era charm.' mockup

'As you can see, the place has a certain Cold War Era charm.'

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Tattoo Repo Men

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'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.' mockup

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'

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'I've been lucky with men - I haven't met any yet...'

'I've been lucky with men - I haven't met any yet...' mockup

'I've been lucky with men - I haven't met any yet...'

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Ironic Statement Collector Gifts Collection

Ironic Statement Collector Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for the ironic collector. Find the ideal sarcastic or humorous mug to start their day with a smile.

Ironic Statement Collector Pillows

Discover playful and sarcastic pillows that add a fun, witty touch to any space for the lover of irony and clever humor.

Ironic Statement Collector Prints

Check out our bold prints full of satire and wit, making a perfect gift for the ironic statement collector who loves to make a statement on their walls.

Ironic Statement Collector T-Shirts

Browse our humorous t-shirts for the subtle sarcasm and witty statements that appeal to the ironic statement collector in your life.