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"I understand you're some fancy pants lawyer."

"I love your body - where did you get it?"

'We're from Manhattan."

'You certainly got our attention, pastor.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

The He-Man Bag

Leadership suits you

'I found I win more cases if I dress the part.'

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"C'mon, Sugar, take a walk on the mild side."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Designer Shoe Dwellers

Sunglasses Wardrobe

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"I find that, the older you get, the bigger your jewelry has to get."

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

'The case isn't the only reason he lands the big cases, but it sure doesn't hurt.'

"And getting rarer by the day, madam!"

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"It's extremely flexible. You can wear it as comfortably to Yom Kippur services as out on a date with a shiksa."

"Well, one of us has got this smart casual thing wrong, Phil."

'For God's sake, Mildred, you're a lawyer, not a lawyerette!'

"You wished to see me, JB?"

Dare to be different?

"I had better warn you - she takes power dressing to new levels."

"I refuse to invade another planet in matching outfits."

'Sorry, babes, but I need to hang up. My mobile's just become unfashionable.'

"No! I said lesbian chic!"

Posh Man with Posh Dog.

"There's old Begley—still marching to a different drummer."

"I used to hate my body. Now, instead, I hate the forces that conspire to make me hate my body."

'Do these pants make me look fat?'

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'