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"I understand you're some fancy pants lawyer."

"I love your body - where did you get it?"

'We're from Manhattan."

'You certainly got our attention, pastor.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Without mentioning any names, certain liberties have been taken with our corporate dress code.'

The He-Man Bag

Leadership suits you

'I found I win more cases if I dress the part.'

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"C'mon, Sugar, take a walk on the mild side."

Sunglasses Wardrobe

Designer Shoe Dwellers

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'The case isn't the only reason he lands the big cases, but it sure doesn't hurt.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"Well, one of us has got this smart casual thing wrong, Phil."

'For God's sake, Mildred, you're a lawyer, not a lawyerette!'

"I find that, the older you get, the bigger your jewelry has to get."

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"It's extremely flexible. You can wear it as comfortably to Yom Kippur services as out on a date with a shiksa."

"And getting rarer by the day, madam!"

"Ever since you got that romper you never want to stand stiffly in the corner with me anymore."

NOTICE ME

"You wished to see me, JB?"

'Heroin chic isn't the look I'm going for. Do you have anything more rehab?'

"I used to hate my body. Now, instead, I hate the forces that conspire to make me hate my body."

"There's old Begley—still marching to a different drummer."

Dare to be different?

"I refuse to invade another planet in matching outfits."

'Terminally square, Daddio!'

'Do you have it in black?'