Icons Pillows

"We just can't communicate. He's emoticon and I'm emojis."

Killer Executive Suits.

Haircuts

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Leadership suits you

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Men's business romper.

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

Oymoticons

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"We have the exact same taste."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Do you think I'm sixty?

Congratulations on the new you!

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

1930's Lady.

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

Purple dress

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'