Icon Collection Mugs

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Oymoticons

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Moulting"

Rising Gas Prices

'It appears you've done a wonderful job...of not getting fired.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

The New World Order

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"You never take me in your arms!"

Coot on a jetty

Disappearing Democracy

Bicycle Sidecar.

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

While hunting, Brad finds bear signs. (hunter in woods looking at toilet paper roll on a branch)

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

"You have ice water in your veins."

Girl holding money.

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'