Religious Icon Collector Mugs

Toaster: Settings are: Elvis Image - God's name - Mother Teresa

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Oymoticons

Elvis Presley

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

Meet the Author

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

The Bible, signed copy.

"It's the appendix to the Ten Commandments: The Ten Ultimatums."

Fishing for Peace.

'So, the Father is a native of Easter Island?'

'Well, she ate the apple -- I SAID you should have the whole thing catered.'

Revolutionary fists - 5 Euro,

Devil paints God.

"Sorry, we're all out harps. . . supply chain issues. How are you on a kazoo?"

"OK, Thomas. This is the last form of i.d. I have."

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

Libredty

Elvis Presley Fan Club letter...

Little Things

'I have a very neat desk but a very messy computer desktop.'

Authentic signed Holy Grail

Even in retirement, Moses kept his 'chops' up.

"Get your one-of-a-kind burial cloth of Jesus!"

"I think we'll put it out as a self-help guide."

"What do you think of the new offering buckets Preacher?"

"Hey! Jesus! Shut the door, it's freezing in here. Anyone would think you were born in a barn!"

Mick Jagger

"Roof, please."

Bishop with mitre too big to get through door.

Religious Fanatic - Good prices paid for books..statues..videos...

Senior Prelate's Rail-Card

"Wings that don't work! Harps that don't play! Are you sure this isn't Hell?"