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Authentic signed Holy Grail

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"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

"...it's another metal detector."

The joy of sects.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

"Today in school we studied the great works of antiquity - the pyramids, the coliseum, the abandoned shopping mall on Route 6."

"You must stop digging up the past."

The Wonder Of It All

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

Office Hazing

A man searching an Egyptian tomb finds a Shriner hat and car.

"OK, Thomas. This is the last form of i.d. I have."

John Bunyan and Alfred Deakin

"You're right, professor, this wouldn't be just any birthday!"

'You and your stones collection.'

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

"These things are useless. They beep constantly, but we never find a thing."

Archaeologists look at stratigraphy with irons in it - 'And right above the Stone Age strata you can clearly see artefacts from the 'Iron Age'!'

'What if the Virgin Mary hadn't gone along with the idea?'

Toaster: Settings are: Elvis Image - God's name - Mother Teresa

"Simplify your life! Stop stuffing French fries, onion rings, and who knows what else into your cheeseburgers!"

"Get your one-of-a-kind burial cloth of Jesus!"

It was clear that, once again, Lyle was not being nominated for sainthood.

'Hey, didn't you paint that?'

Bishop with mitre too big to get through door.

"And this relic was left here by Saint Winifred the Forgetful."

"Walter, will you please step away from that sign?"

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