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Authentic signed Holy Grail

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"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

"...it's another metal detector."

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

The joy of sects.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

The Wonder Of It All

"Today in school we studied the great works of antiquity - the pyramids, the coliseum, the abandoned shopping mall on Route 6."

"You must stop digging up the past."

Office Hazing

"OK, Thomas. This is the last form of i.d. I have."

'You and your stones collection.'

"You're right, professor, this wouldn't be just any birthday!"

John Bunyan and Alfred Deakin

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

Archaeologists look at stratigraphy with irons in it - 'And right above the Stone Age strata you can clearly see artefacts from the 'Iron Age'!'

'Hey, didn't you paint that?'

'What if the Virgin Mary hadn't gone along with the idea?'

"Simplify your life! Stop stuffing French fries, onion rings, and who knows what else into your cheeseburgers!"

It was clear that, once again, Lyle was not being nominated for sainthood.

Bishop with mitre too big to get through door.

"Walter, will you please step away from that sign?"

Antiques: New Old Stuff in Stock.

"And this relic was left here by Saint Winifred the Forgetful."

Martin Luther

Pot of gold at end of rainbow has a financial advisor with it.