Frozen Relics Seeker Gifts

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Happy Hour

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'First of all, relax.'

Keeping Warm in Winter

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"...it's another metal detector."

Dolphin

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

Skier.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Freezing

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

"We're luckier than most people..."

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

'Sorry I'm late'

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"If we weren't married this would be romantic."

I Love Winter!

Living in a snow globe.

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.