Book-as-decoration Enthusiast Gifts

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Do it yourself books.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Tree Funeral

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Book Worm

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Litteratti K9s.

Dog Training. Most of the choices the dogs made for their book reports are logical. The labrador retriever chose "Catch-22." The terrier, who loves to dig, chose "Journey to the Center of the Earth." The basset hound is doing his on "The Howling." and the shar-pei picked "A Wrinkle in Time." But the dachshund's choice confuses me. Even with the ground-hugging physique, he selected "Wuthering Heights."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

Reading room

'Good book?'

"Today we learn all about books. Does everyone have their tablets?"

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

Crime

Library Waiting to Happen

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

Book Publisher. Editor. It's perfect! A history of toasters as a pop-up book.

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

Christmas Tree Decorated with Books.

"I wish I'd never taught him to read - now he takes forever to go to the bathroom."

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

'I thought I'd just crease a few book spines while I catch up on my soaps.'

"I'm writing a book on everything I don't know about technology. It's a lot longer than I originally thought."

"Do you think there's too much white on the cover?"

'I'm afraid your problem is a serious misprint in your home-medical guide.'

Wheelchair lifts woman to top of library bookshelf.

"Play around with these figures, Harry. I've given you the total I want them to add up to."

How to profit by not buying books.

Portrait of the Artist as a Young Invisible Man for All Seasons

Dr Jekyll and Mr Insecticide.

'You idiot!! I said to use kindling to start the fire!'

'It is not necessary for you to write 'From the Desk of Benjamin' on all of your homework assignments.'