Book-as-decoration Enthusiast Gifts

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Do it yourself books.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Tree Funeral

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Book Worm

Litteratti K9s.

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'Good book?'

Reading room

"Today we learn all about books. Does everyone have their tablets?"

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

Crime

Library Waiting to Happen

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

Christmas Tree Decorated with Books.

"I wish I'd never taught him to read - now he takes forever to go to the bathroom."

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

'I thought I'd just crease a few book spines while I catch up on my soaps.'

"I'm writing a book on everything I don't know about technology. It's a lot longer than I originally thought."

"Do you think there's too much white on the cover?"

'I'm afraid your problem is a serious misprint in your home-medical guide.'

Wheelchair lifts woman to top of library bookshelf.

"Play around with these figures, Harry. I've given you the total I want them to add up to."

'You idiot!! I said to use kindling to start the fire!'

Dr Jekyll and Mr Insecticide.

Portrait of the Artist as a Young Invisible Man for All Seasons

How to profit by not buying books.

'It is not necessary for you to write 'From the Desk of Benjamin' on all of your homework assignments.'

"Cthulhu?? - Is that a christian name or a surname?"