Document Decoration Enthusiast Gifts

'It is not necessary for you to write 'From the Desk of Benjamin' on all of your homework assignments.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Painting the Ceiling

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Face Painting.

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

'Quick, press control Z!'

Redecorating Easter Island.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.