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'It is not necessary for you to write 'From the Desk of Benjamin' on all of your homework assignments.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Painting the Ceiling

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Face Painting.

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Redecorating Easter Island.

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'Quick, press control Z!'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."