Book Scent Enthusiast Gifts

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I try to write a little bit every day."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

Some scents are nonsense.

Aromatherapy for Men

So You've Cloned Yourself

"There goes our early night."

Meet the author

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Learn yourself English.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

Book Worm

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

Book market