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Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

Reading my Critics

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

Some scents are nonsense.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Aromatherapy for Men

So You've Cloned Yourself

"There goes our early night."

Meet the author

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Learn yourself English.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Book Worm

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

Book market

The Month of August

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'