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'And this book comes in shiny coffee-table-crisp or library-ready-pre-read and musty.'

"Meet The Author"

Reading my Critics

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

Meet the author

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

"There goes our early night."

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Learn yourself English.

The joy of sects.

Book market

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

Bibliomaniac