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'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"Meet The Author"

Edgar Allen Poe

Reading my Critics

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

Tequila Mockingbird

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

Ironing Punctuation

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

My Literary Influences

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'