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'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"Meet The Author"

Edgar Allen Poe

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Stephen Spender.

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Gunter Grass

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

Tequila Mockingbird

Noel Coward.

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Ironing Punctuation

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

My Literary Influences

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'