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On the book tour with Bill Gates

Sarah Palin is back to Alaska

"Getting the monkey to write the book was easy compared to this book tour."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Rare Books

The practical psychopath

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

One book... One book... One book...

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Books 'n' Carrots

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Pop Up Pointillism.

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department."

Sign in Simon's Books Ltd. Ask About Our High Definition Print.

Hypnotizing Women

Great literary festival heckles.

"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

Meet the First-time Novelist....

Winery tours.

Knowing your audience

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

Books: Empty Best Sellers Shelves.

Motor Homes and Reading Material

Fiction book sales.

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

It is a marathon not a spring! Day two of the Bologna Children's Book Fair.

Books about Me

Book: Reduced - Slightly Damaged

Nate was a bus driver's nightmare for tours that stayed in a different hotel every night.

'I'm seeking early parole so I can go on a book-signing tour.'