"There's an informal Q. and A., and then, afterward, the author's sad flirting with some fan."
Attending Book Events T-Shirts
Celebrate their love for literary festivals and book signings with our fun t-shirts—ideal for showing off their bookish pride at every event and gathering.
Sloaney Pony.
"Meet the author"
"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."
"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"
'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'
Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.
Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.
'Is this your first book launch?'
"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."
Sumo Love.
Meet the author Billy Bovine.
'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'
"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"
I am your BIGGEST fan!
"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"
"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"
"You've got to blurb me to her."
Meet the author.
"Just sign it 'To the Lucky High Bidder.'"
'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.
'But what if the author doesn't want to meet us?'
"Any apologies for absence?"
Great literary festival heckles.
Prepare to meet your author today!
Knowing your audience
"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"
Meet the Author Online.
Book signing on a desert island.
"Actually that's a common misconception. Frankenstein is the doctor's name. I'm Frankenstein's monster."
"Getting the monkey to write the book was easy compared to this book tour."
"I'm confused now. Was Shakespeare somebody else or was somebody else Shakespeare?"
Husband and wife at the races.
It is a marathon not a spring! Day two of the Bologna Children's Book Fair.
Somebody turns up
Attending Book Events T-Shirts Collection
Attending Book Events Mugs
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Attending Book Events Pillows
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Attending Book Events Prints
Brighten their space with our unique prints inspired by book events—perfect for framing and showcasing their favorite literary moments.