"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."
Literary Event Goer T-Shirts
Celebrate their literary passion with stylish t-shirts featuring clever literary quotes and fun designs—ideal for book festivals, reading sessions, or casual days out.
"Meet The Author"
Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,
"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"
"Meet the author"
First Novels.
Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'
The Dorrie Decimal System
"Now I really hate poetry."
"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."
Voltaire
Blue Stockings
'He likes to power nap.'
"My novel is not a doorstop!"
The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision
Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.
John Bunyan
"It turns out everyone here is self-published."
'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'
"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."
"I'm in a catch-23 situation."
Don Quixote
'Is that where you keep the banned books?'
"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."
Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten
"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"
George Orwell
'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''
Trilby - 'Je prong!'
"Author does not do tricks."
"Oh, this old thing?"
Sue the Author 3PM
"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"
"So, hw ws yr smmr?"
"Barb's such a fast reader."
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