Meet the author Billy Bovine.
Author Event T-Shirts
Express their love for author events with t-shirts featuring witty quotes and literary designs. Great for book festivals, author signings, or casual reading days.
Book signing on a desert island.
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "
"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."
'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'
"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author
"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'
For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.
Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.
"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"
Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf
Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'
"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."
"Meet The Author"
Producer, Director and Novelizer.
"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."
"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."
Thomas Mann.
'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'
Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'
'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'
"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"
"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."
"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."
Victor Hugo
'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'
"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."
Ban on Free Speech
"Meet the author"
Edgar Allen Poe
Reading my Critics
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