Attending Literary Events T-Shirts

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Sloaney Pony.

Mardi Gras

"Meet the author"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Tequila Mockingbird

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Hooray for Bollywood!

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

Sumo Love.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

Mexican angels.

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"Throw me somethin', mister."

"You've got to blurb me to her."

Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

Snakes Return To Ireland

"Just sign it 'To the Lucky High Bidder.'"