Attending Book Events Mugs

"There's an informal Q. and A., and then, afterward, the author's sad flirting with some fan."

Sloaney Pony.

"Meet the author"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Is this your first book launch?'

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

Sumo Love.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

"You've got to blurb me to her."

"Just sign it 'To the Lucky High Bidder.'"

Meet the author.

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

'But what if the author doesn't want to meet us?'

Prepare to meet your author today!

"Any apologies for absence?"

Great literary festival heckles.

Knowing your audience

Book signing on a desert island.

Meet the Author Online.

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"

"Actually that's a common misconception. Frankenstein is the doctor's name. I'm Frankenstein's monster."

"I'm confused now. Was Shakespeare somebody else or was somebody else Shakespeare?"

"Getting the monkey to write the book was easy compared to this book tour."

Opening of the Book Fair in Cuba

Husband and wife at the races.

Somebody turns up