Book Festivals Mugs

Great literary festival heckles.

Glastonbury. After.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Mardi Gras

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Face painting.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Meet the author"

Cimafunk

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Bacchus.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Southwark Fair.

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

High security Santa's grotto

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Tension filled the tent.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

Country Bumpkin.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Frosting the Snowman

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."