Literary Connoisseur T-Shirts

"Myrna! Feel sorry for Mrs. DeStefano. She's never read Eudora Welty."

"Stan is one of our great, widely unread literary treasures."

"Hmmm, let's see... short story, memoir, non-fiction or cocktail?"

"Tonight... Hemingway."

Zora Neale Hurston

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

Paul Verlaine

"There you go Professor..."

Everyone's a poet.

"Of course no one is drinking the wine - it's the Murder Mystery Writers Association."

Macbeth

HP Sauce/HP Lovecraft

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Meet The Author"

Nathaniel Hawthorne

First Novels.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

'He likes to power nap.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"Now I really hate poetry."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Voltaire

Blue Stockings

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote