Literary Connoisseur Pillows

"Stan is one of our great, widely unread literary treasures."

"Hmmm, let's see... short story, memoir, non-fiction or cocktail?"

"Tonight... Hemingway."

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

Paul Verlaine

"There you go Professor..."

Everyone's a poet.

"Of course no one is drinking the wine - it's the Murder Mystery Writers Association."

Macbeth

HP Sauce/HP Lovecraft

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Meet The Author"

Edgar Allen Poe

First Novels.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Nathaniel Hawthorne

The Dorrie Decimal System

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Blue Stockings

'He likes to power nap.'

Voltaire

"Now I really hate poetry."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

John Bunyan

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Trilby - 'The old studio'.