Literature Connoisseur Pillows

And God said: Let the waters generateReptile with spawn abundant, living soul;And let fowl fly above the earth. (Paradise Lost).

William S. Burroughs

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

First Novels.

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Voltaire

'He likes to power nap.'

Blue Stockings

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"Now I really hate poetry."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

John Bunyan

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

"Oh, this old thing?"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Author does not do tricks."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Gunter Grass

George Orwell

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Stephen Spender.