Literature Connoisseur Gifts

And God said: Let the waters generateReptile with spawn abundant, living soul;And let fowl fly above the earth. (Paradise Lost).

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Meet The Author"

Edgar Allen Poe

First Novels.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Blue Stockings

'He likes to power nap.'

Voltaire

"Now I really hate poetry."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

John Bunyan

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Sue the Author 3PM

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Oh, this old thing?"