Literary Connoisseurs Pillows

Chamisso's 'Peter Schlemihl' - Peter Sells His Shadow

"Meet The Author"

First Novels.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Now I really hate poetry."

'He likes to power nap.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Blue Stockings

Voltaire

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Sue the Author 3PM

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"