Story Connoisseur T-Shirts

Celebrate their storytelling passion with our clever t-shirts—ideal for writers, readers, and narrative lovers who enjoy expressing their creative side in style.

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"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?" mockup

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

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"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!" mockup

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

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'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.' mockup

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

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'Where was the TSA?'

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Audio Books

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"Finally, the alphabet is paying off." mockup

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

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'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.' mockup

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

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'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.' mockup

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

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Grizzly bears are gregarious animals. mockup

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

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Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten mockup

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

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'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made' mockup

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

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'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

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Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.' mockup

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

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"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!" mockup

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

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'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!' mockup

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

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This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!! mockup

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

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"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction." mockup

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

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See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission. mockup

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

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'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter." mockup

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

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'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?" mockup

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

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"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!" mockup

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

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