Book Sniffing Connoisseur Gifts

'And this book comes in shiny coffee-table-crisp or library-ready-pre-read and musty.'

"Meet The Author"

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Zora Neale Hurston

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

"There goes our early night."

Meet the author

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Learn yourself English.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

The joy of sects.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress