Book Scent Sniffer Gifts

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Canine Scentipede

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Pheromones.

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...'

Excess

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'

Nature Scents Research Department.

'What's that your wearing?'

'Give me the full treatment - I just ran over a skunk!'

"That shampoo was delicious!"