Romance Novel Sniffer Gifts

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Layer cake

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Love Birds love dancing together

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Upper West Side Story

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Love at First Sight.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

"Way too much tongue!"

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

Love birds: 'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.'

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

My husband doesn´t understand you.

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

"Meow," she purred breathlessly.

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

"Hello, police? I appear to have killed my husband with chapters 24 of 50 Shades of Grey..."

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

I love how this writer revels in romantic passion. And defends challenging boyfriends. She embraces passion even if hearts are broken. She got my heart racing! How was your book? Boring. You wouldn't like it.

"Captain, some passengers say that they are not interested in your romance with that flight attendant, and ask you to turn the speaker off."

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

Its a poor heart that never rejoices