Romance Reviewer Gifts

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

I only have eyes for you

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

Layer cake

Klimt Kiss Phones

Happy Valentine's Day.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Dating an English Major

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

'I love it when you spoon me.'

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Love is in the air...

Love

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Funnel of Love

Funnel of Love

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

Champagne Bubble

Dialogue about the relationship.

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Words of Love

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Mating rituals

Love Birds love snuggles

The Tunnel Of Love

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"