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Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

I only have eyes for you

Klimt Kiss Phones

Layer cake

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

Dating an English Major

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Happy Valentine's Day.

Love is in the air...

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Love

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

Funnel of Love

Funnel of Love

Champagne Bubble

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

The Tunnel Of Love

You're my Venus

A young couple in love.

Words of Love

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Love Birds love snuggles

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Mating rituals