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Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Layer cake

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

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Love Birds love dancing together

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"Way too much tongue!"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Upper West Side Story

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

Love at First Sight.

My husband doesn´t understand you.

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

Love birds: 'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.'

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

"Meow," she purred breathlessly.

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

"Captain, some passengers say that they are not interested in your romance with that flight attendant, and ask you to turn the speaker off."

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

"Since you asked, Norman, it tolls for thee."

Its a poor heart that never rejoices