Book Sniffers Pillows

"Mmm, smell this one."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

Reading

Fiction. Mystery. History.

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Locking Up Crime

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...My prescient autobiography is a publisher's dream...no need for fact-checking!'

"You're a writer? But what do you do for money?"

"That book is kept downstairs in the Big Secret Important Book Room."

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

"Hmmm?!"

'Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'

"Then the proprietor said, we'll publish and be damned, so we did and here we are."

Mystery and suspense at the library.

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

Scents and Scentsibility. Jane Austen.

Library sections - Music, Art ... Crime (missing) History..

'Actually, they like to read, but so little is translated into dog.'

'Speed reading course 7.00 to 7.05.'

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

K-9 10k

Superhero Rescues Books.

Library of War and Peace

Stolen Crime Books.

The stockholders love our annual report! Scratch and sniff our bottom line and it smells like money!

Disaster strikes Dilmont Publishing.

"The English language is a moveable feast... some people dine on it... some just take bites."