Book Sniffers Mugs

"Mmm, smell this one."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

Reading

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Locking Up Crime

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...My prescient autobiography is a publisher's dream...no need for fact-checking!'

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

"Then the proprietor said, we'll publish and be damned, so we did and here we are."

"Hmmm?!"

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

"That book is kept downstairs in the Big Secret Important Book Room."

'Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'

Mystery and suspense at the library.

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

'Actually, they like to read, but so little is translated into dog.'

'Speed reading course 7.00 to 7.05.'

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

Superhero Rescues Books.

Murder mystery bookshelf falls on passerby.

Stolen Crime Books.

Failed Alliance.

The stockholders love our annual report! Scratch and sniff our bottom line and it smells like money!

Library of War and Peace