Sniff Savvy Readers Mugs

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Summer reading for the family.

"It's by A.I. Milne."

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

Bird Watchers

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

"This cheap wine doesn't have a cork to smell, but the label is scratch and sniff."

Hidden decorations = Covert operations

"Yo, novella!"

"Mmm, smell this one."

Manna from heaven puts the olfactory talents of Israel's dogs to the test.'

"See Dick text. Text, Dick. Text."

'Read ALL about IT! On ALL your !!#@X!! fancy Modern-day electronic devices,YA CHEAPSKATES!!'

'Will a E-Reader improve my D-Reading to A-Reading?'

'And this book comes in shiny coffee-table-crisp or library-ready-pre-read and musty.'

'He believes in taking time to stop and smell the noses.'

'We prefer not to target 'intelligent readers' since there is too great a chance that they'll know how to download the books for free.'

"This may be past it's use-by date."

"The Hodal deal ….. It doesn't pass the smell test."

Place Head in 3-D Printer: Wacko Idea #24 for short staffed agencies.

"Mr. Bermudez? I'm Mario Oldez, editor of Custom Cruiser Magazine. I'm here to take pictures of your car."

"This one might suit you. It's called Oldie But Goodie."

'It used to be that I'd sniff out drugs on the job and leave it at that, but then they started to call me...'

"Our mistress is a florist you see, so it's fun to sniff her when she gets home to guess which flowers are in season..."