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Scents and Scentsibility. Jane Austen.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Summer reading for the family.

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

"It's by A.I. Milne."

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

K-9 10k

Bird Watchers

"This cheap wine doesn't have a cork to smell, but the label is scratch and sniff."

Happiness is iPadding a nature show in surround-smell.

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

"Yo, novella!"

Hidden decorations = Covert operations

Manna from heaven puts the olfactory talents of Israel's dogs to the test.'

Dog Evolution

"Mmm, smell this one."

"See Dick text. Text, Dick. Text."

'Well, I'll sign your kindle version if you want me to, but won't that ruin the viewing area?'

'He believes in taking time to stop and smell the noses.'

'Read ALL about IT! On ALL your !!#@X!! fancy Modern-day electronic devices,YA CHEAPSKATES!!'

'And this book comes in shiny coffee-table-crisp or library-ready-pre-read and musty.'

'Will a E-Reader improve my D-Reading to A-Reading?'

'We prefer not to target 'intelligent readers' since there is too great a chance that they'll know how to download the books for free.'

"The Hodal deal ….. It doesn't pass the smell test."

"This may be past it's use-by date."

Place Head in 3-D Printer: Wacko Idea #24 for short staffed agencies.

"This one might suit you. It's called Oldie But Goodie."

"Mr. Bermudez? I'm Mario Oldez, editor of Custom Cruiser Magazine. I'm here to take pictures of your car."

'It used to be that I'd sniff out drugs on the job and leave it at that, but then they started to call me...'