Book Sniffer Mugs

"Have you ever thought about getting an e-reader?"

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Locking Up Crime

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

"That book is kept downstairs in the Big Secret Important Book Room."

Mystery and suspense at the library.

"He had an uncanny ability to pick up the scent of opportunity."

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

Library of War and Peace

Stolen Crime Books.

"I've switched to e-books but nature has yet to thank me."

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

Murder mystery bookshelf falls on passerby.

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

"Great neighborhood. You're only minutes away from a yoga studio."

"Mmm, smell this one."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."

'Yes, I do have to sniff every tree. That's how we keep score.'

Crime A-L

'And this book comes in shiny coffee-table-crisp or library-ready-pre-read and musty.'