Evidence Sniffer Mugs

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

"He had an uncanny ability to pick up the scent of opportunity."

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

Canadian wildfires

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

"Great neighborhood. You're only minutes away from a yoga studio."

Manna from heaven puts the olfactory talents of Israel's dogs to the test.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."

'Yes, I do have to sniff every tree. That's how we keep score.'

You've developed a seasonal allergy. Go get this prescription filled and DO NOT stop to smell the flowers!

'He believes in taking time to stop and smell the noses.'

Another dramatic moment ruined by seasonal allergies.

'I hate it when the pollen count's high!'

'What do you mean you don't like to chase cars? how can you resist the noise, the danger, the smell of exhaust fumes?'

Double Feature: Lassie - Rin-Tin-Tin.

'Arrest that man, officer. His clothes simply reek of cigarette smoke.'

"Our mistress is a florist you see, so it's fun to sniff her when she gets home to guess which flowers are in season..."

'Since I'm not old enough to smoke, I thought I'd stand here and inhale. I read that the effects of slash burns are as harmful as cigarettes.'

"Have you ever thought about getting an e-reader?"

Hadley K., All-Day Sucker.

"Mmm, smell this one."

'I think I know how the robbers got in. Someone forgot to lock the doggy door.'

Men and women racing to get to work, while a tramp stands in the middle, contentedly smelling a flower.