Book Scent Sniffer Mugs

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Canine Scentipede

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Pheromones.

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

Everyone have enough to eat and drink? We can start the discussion! I'll have a drop of wine. Do you have another cookie? I could do one more cheese puff. Got it. No one's read the book. I googled lost of reviews!

'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...'

Excess

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

'What's that your wearing?'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

Nature Scents Research Department.

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'

Scents and Scentsibility. Jane Austen.

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

"That shampoo was delicious!"

'Give me the full treatment - I just ran over a skunk!'