Money Sniffers Pillows

The stockholders love our annual report! Scratch and sniff our bottom line and it smells like money!

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

You can breed these if the environment is right.

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

"I don't seem to be able to sniff out money like I used to."

Man chasing money

'There are articles all over the press about how stress can kill you!'

"He had an uncanny ability to pick up the scent of opportunity."

Man chasing a dollar off a cliff

"You must be here for my seminar, 'The Cathedral of Profit'."

One day, John found out that not only he could understand animals but his money, too.

"This article says that a good investment consultant can smell money like a dog smells fear..."

'I doubled my money! The bank dude gave me 20 50-cent-coins for lousy ten one-euro-coins!'

Professional runners chasing money

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

Running After Cash

People being led by dollar bills.

"Someday, Son, all this snow will melt away and, oh, what miraculous relics your nose will discover."

"It's more than just a mattress. It's a great place to rest your weary assets."

"I told you not to borrow so much pocket money..."

"Great neighborhood. You're only minutes away from a yoga studio."

"Mmm, smell this one."

The Ultimate Crime

"You're a grown man now, Vincent. Quit bringing me your money to launder."

'The lack of money is the root of all evil.'

'I don't know exactly what Gerald does, but it has something to do with chasing the almighty buck.'

'Your job is to make sure my glass is never half full.'

"I'm not sure exactly what Brund does on Wall Street, but it has to do with chasing the almighty buck."