Snow Sniffers Pillows

"Someday, Son, all this snow will melt away and, oh, what miraculous relics your nose will discover."

You Are Here

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Inappropriate Snowmen

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Snowman ice fishing.

Clown Skis.

How to fight a vampire snowman

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Climate change

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

365 Lemonade Stand

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'Go to MapQuest and see where we are.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."